Posted 14 hours ago

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

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Posted 14 hours ago

fluffywhitechicken:

sexpigeon:

You have discovered a massless particle: the springle.

You walk into the store. You are hungry. You walk to the bakery section. The cookies are edible. You are far to cheap to buy real food. You take a sugar cookie. Springle stares back at you. You are confused. The line behind you grows but you stand there, shaking. You attempt to ask for the rainbow springle, but you can’t.Your world is not normal. People behind you grumble. You cannot buy the springle. Your mind has become the void. A void of springles and rainbows. You stand there hungry and weak. Hungry for the springle.

Posted 14 hours ago

internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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okumura-yukihoe:

when you just joined a new fandom and you are looking for cool posts but you accidentally see a spoiler
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Posted 14 hours ago

キルラキル放送分全部みれました!面白かった!… (twitpic)

Posted 14 hours ago

sushiobunny:

Styled by Mako.

Posted 19 hours ago

yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

Posted 19 hours ago

Reblog for Armin ignore for Armin.

(Source: jearming)

Posted 19 hours ago

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump)

Posted 23 hours ago

blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

Posted 23 hours ago

pseudologoii:

this is my only contribution

Posted 23 hours ago

zooophagous:

Oh Jesus Christ

(Source: vine.co)

Posted 23 hours ago